WELL IF YOU NOOK SNIFFERS HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO I AM I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FUCKASS IM A TROLL AND THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW I AM THE LEADER MY MORAIL IS GAMZEE AND MY MATESPRITE IS TEREZI IM IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN NAMED JOH- NEVER MIND JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE UNLESS IF ANY OF YOU PINK MONKEYS HAVE ANY GOOD QUESTIONS THAT I CAN ANSWER
- What is your name?
KARKAT VANTAS...WHY DO YOU WANNA FUCKING KNOW?
- Do you know why you were named that?
SURE I'LL SAY THAT JUST TO HUMOR YOU
- Are you single or taken?
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT
- Have any abilities or powers?
I AM YOUR SUPREME LEADER
- What's your eye color?
IM NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU
- How about hair color?
BLACK
- Have any family members?
...ANCESTOR
- Oh? How about pets?
NO WHAT THE FUCK...
- That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
EVERYONE
- Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I LOVE WATCHING ROM COMS LIKE THERE WAS THIS ONE MOVIE-
- Have you ever